You're here because a member of the Flock suggested you join our ranks.

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That, or you are very, very lost.

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Either way, we invite you into our Hall, to sit by our digital fire. Let us huddle together against the cold wind of the times, sharing heart-warming tales of the unquenchable human soul. Also reincarnating cats, rogue tentacles, tourists from space, etc.--you get the idea. 

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If this sounds like your cup of suspiciously crimson tea, then please, enter your email at the top of the page. We'll send you free exclusive content as well as members-only discounts, contests, and giveaways. (The secret decoder rings and bespoke dowsing rods are still under development.) 

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Yours (for as long as the binding spell holds),

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R.M. and M.R. Callahan

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P.S.--Don't mind the thousands of rats in the walls. They're members of the Flock, too.